Badly Stalled Project Theater Presents: The MSTing of Hot For Teacher (hentai ova)

(Check out Isyra to see who these guys actually are. Under The Wake to be exact.)

(The scene: A normal, everyday afternoon within the Lightship Len, the most powerful and advanced warship ever designed and the home base of the {come up with new group name and enter it here}. Aeolus, a man with short black hair and wild green eyes speaks with another man with equally black hair but calm blue eyes. The blue eyed man shakes his head as they walk along.)

Aeolus: But you said you liked MST3K, Kyle!
Kyle: I do, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to do something like it!
Aeolus: And why not?
Kyle: Because we're not comedy writers, nor do we have them working for us. We're UNFUNNY.
Aeolus: I thought I was the pessimist here...

(Coming to a lift they stop and wait for one to come to them.)

Kyle: And besides, we have better things to do.
Aeolus: Oh right, I forgot about all those rabbits we have to relocate because they're eating crops while we wait for the Keepers to stop being lazy and try and attack us.
Kyle: Hey, just because they've not at-
Aeolus: You're just looking for an excuse to NOT do it because you're scared you'd embarrass yourself.
Kyle: I am no-

(Suddenly the lift door opens and Aeolus enters, then hits a button.)

Aeolus: See you around, chicken shit!

(Kyle bursts into the lift just as the door closes.)

Kyle: Fine.
Aeolus: Fine what?
Kyle: Let's do this.
Aeolus: Do what?
Kyle: ... Let's go... MST something...
Aeolus: That's the spirit! But before we do that, we need to get a third person.
Kyle: Why a third?
Aeolus: Because that's how it works. We can't have just two people MSTing something. It doesn't work that way at all.
Kyle: Fine... and who do you suggest for our third?
Aeolus: Oh, I have a few ideas...

(The scene: A movie theater in the entertainment section of Len, one of the many in the ship to provide entertainment to those living and working on the ship. In a retro feel, there's a curtain covering the screen. Aeolus and Kyle are already seated, and in comes a young man with black hair and blue-green eyes. He sits down next to Kyle.)

Kyle: (Looking at Aeolus) What, you picked Joshua?
Aeolus: Yeah, why not?
Kyle: I don't know... I figured you'd pick somebody else...
Joshua: So... why are we here?
Kyle: And you didn't tell him?
Aeolus: Well, Mark has no sense of humor, an-
Joshua and Kyle: Mark has a sense of humor!
Aeolus: Yeah, one that involves a lot of pain.
Joshua: ... Sometimes...
Aeolus: Wind is busy and the ladies... well... this isn't for them.
Joshua: ... Oh Hell no, this is a gay orgy! I'm out of here! (Gets up to leave.)
Aeolus and Kyle: NO IT ISN'T! SIT DOWN!
Joshua: (Sits down) ... I'm trusting you two here...
Kyle: So... why isn't it for the ladies?
Aeolus: You'll find out...
Joshua: I still don't know what's happening here...
Aeolus: Long story short; we're going to riff on something, like in MST3K.
Joshua: ... I see.
Kyle: See, I told you this was a ba-
Joshua: And why the Hell didn't we do this before?! THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER!
Kyle: ...
Aeolus: See, I told you.
Kyle: Arrg...

(Aeolus hits a a button and a flashing red light accompanied by a frantic beeping appears from seemingly nowhere.)

Aeolus: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!
Joshua: This. Will. Be. Awesome!
Kyle: Ugh... this is going to be a long one...

(The curtain above the screen rises. The screen is black, and then slowly an image fades in; it's an anime style image of a lit up building during the night, the sounds of hushed talking can be heard.)

Kyle: Oh great, anime...
Joshua: No bad movie...?
Aeolus: Trust me, you guys...

(The scene changes to a quick, yet very choppy pan across a room full of loud business men who are drinking.)

Kyle: Quick, call the cops before they break out the karaoke machine!
Joshua: (As drunk business man) A-a-and I... will always -hic- lovvvvvvve youuuuuuuuuu... -hic-

(As the scene pans toward the left further, a woman in a short skirt is seen pushing a door closed behind her, which is also choppy.)

Kyle: You know, I think they blew most of their animation budget on booze, 'cause this is looking really choppy and terrible.
Joshua: Damn Koreans must have gotten lazy!
Aeolus: (As an ineffectual slave driver) Come on you guys, this stuff has to be out in a week and you're all sleeping? If you don't work, you won't get apple pies when we go to McDonalds!

(Quickly, there's a jerky pan up the body of the woman, moving up along her chest, then to her face, where her cheeks are flushed.)

Aeolus: (As the girl) Oh my, I do believe I'm getting the vapors!
Joshua: Flustered, she ran out of the room upon finding out what REALLY happens to the kids after filming an episode of Barney.

(Footsteps are heard, and the scene changes to a short haired man in what appears to be a long coat with a neon green strip running down the center of it.)

Man: Professor Hayame, are you leaving already?

(Close up of the woman's blue eyes and flushed cheeks.)

Kyle: (As the professor, straining) Must... hold in... fart... can't let it rip... here... he'll find out... I ate all the radishes!

Professor Hayame: I'm not used to this kind of setting, so...

Joshua: (As professor) I'm more used to being in a cage and dancing at this time of night.
Aeolus: (As professor) They don't even have a pole...

(Back to the short haired man, who has such small eyes when compared to normal anime characters.)

Man: That's too bad. I wanted to talk to you more.

Kyle: (As man) You know, talk about sports.
Joshua: The only sport he's interested in is wrestling. Greek style.
Aeolus: All greased up?
Joshua: Of course!
Kyle: Arrg...

(The woman raises her arm up to her chest and makes an "eh" sound.)

Man: I mean, I wanted to talk to you about the student education policy. There's a lot of students playing hooky these days, so...

(The woman lowers her head and closes her eyes.)

Kyle: (As professor) Can't... hold it...!

Hayame: I'm going to go now. I'll see you on Monday.

Aeolus: (Singing) She's as cold as ice...

(She then walks off, and there's a close up of the mans face.)

Man: I wonder if it's true that she doesn't like men?

Joshua: Hey alright! It's one of those anime!
Kyle: What, lesbian anime?!
Aeolus: (Coughs slightly)
Kyle: Oh goddamn you...

(The screen goes black, they a title slowly fades into view, reading "HOT FOR TEACHER Episode 1".)

Kyle: Is there any menacing phantoms in this?!
Aeolus: No, there isn't.
Joshua: Phew... thank goodness...

(The scene changes to a very shaky, choppy movement trying to simulate steps, all the while there are noises, as though somebody is having trouble walking. Then the scene changes to Hayame, slouched slightly as she moves before coming to a halt.)

Kyle: We'd like to thank the professor for allowing up to put a camera on her forehead.
Joshua: Hey, that was a ri-
Aeolus: A riff. A riff.
Joshua: ... Bah...

(Slowly, Hayame brings her hand up to her forehead.)

Joshua: Man hand alert!
Kyle: What, is she a transsexual?
Aeolus: If she is, then it was an otherwise good job.

Hayame: What's happening? I didn't drink that much, but...

(Suddenly, there are footsteps.)

Voice: Is something wrong, Professor Hayame?

(Looking over her shoulder, Hayame sees a large bald man in a pink suit.)

Hayame: Vice Principal...
Vice Principal: You should rest somewhere.

(The man puts his hand on her shoulder.)

Joshua: Uh oh...
Kyle: Oh boy...
Aeolus: Smooth...

(Suddenly, Hayame pushes his hand away and then tries to get away from him.)

Hayame: No... I'm going home. I'm fine.

Joshua: (As VP) Baby, you got "FINE" written all over you!
Kyle and Aeolus: Too easy.

(But then she stops in her tracks a foot away and falls backwards, landing on his chest with a thud. A close, choppy pan reveals a sinister smile on the lips of the pink suited man, who then laughs...)

Aeolus: (As a GM) You try to get away but your body, feeling heavy falls backwards into the hands of the Orc, feeling as though your Will has failed you.
Josua: (As a player) I told her to equip her Amulet of Resolve before entering the dungeon, but did she listen? Noooo... I mean, my character is only a Bishop with about 15 skill points in Knowledge: Artefacts, but what do I know?

(Fading out and then back in, a close up shot of Hayame's lips are show as she makes small noises. Another fade out and in, this time one of her eyes, which opens slowly. Another fade out and in, this time there's a meaty hand fondling...a bare breast!)

Aeolus and Joshua: Whoo, bare tit!

(Fade out and fade in, the VP's tongue is licking at her bare pussy, making slurping noises. Fade out and in, a slow choppy pan shot of Hayame on her back, shirt open and skirt pushed up, her bra and panties missing. The VP's hands are fondling her tits as he licks at her pussy.)

Joshua: Why, it's the nicest rape session she's ever had.
Kyle: Can you even call this rape? I mean, he's eating her out; rapists don't eat pussy!
Aeolus: Whatever it is, I approve!

(A close up of Hayame's face, her eyes and mouth widen in shock.)

Hayame: What are you doing?

Kyle: (As VP) Hmmm, what could I be doing? I'm between your legs, my tongue is lapping at your pussy, my hands are fondling your breasts... oh yes, I'm checking your meter.

(Shot of the VP's eyes peering up at her from between her legs.)

VP: It's mouth to mouth.

Aeolus, Kyle and Joshua: (Snicker)

(A shot of him fondling her breast.)

VP: And I'm giving you a heart massage.

Aeolus, Kyle and Joshua: (Snicker more)

(A shot of Hayame laying there, the VPs hands on her breast and face between her legs.)

Hayame: I'm fine. Please get off of me.

(Suddenly, Hayame moans as the VP pulls his mouth away from her, some juices on his chin.)

VP: What are you talking about? You shouldn't push yourself. Plus, you're dripping wet, and your nipples are hard.

(Shot of the VP pinching one of her nipples, then a short of Hayame's face as she moans.)

Aeolus: This is the calmest rape scene I've ever seen. If it gets any calmer a fucking game of cards might break out.

Hayame: Stop it. Please...

(The scene changes to the VP between her legs, his shirt open and exposing his rather fat, almost sluglike body and dick in his hand, wagging it in-front of her pussy.)

Kyle: Jabba the Hutt?!
Aeolus: (As Jabba) It's time for some sluggy love... ho ho ho...
Joshua: (Does an annoying little high pitched laugh)

VP: I can't do that. You're drenched in sweat. Let me take your temperature.

Aeolus: In coming anal scene!

(Suddenly Hayame gets up and screams "No!", then tries to get away. But she falls on her ass a few feet away, then holds her hand against her chest, trying to keep her shirt closed as she sits sideways, looking at the large man. The camera pans down her body.)

VP: You've got it all wrong. I was taking care of you because you're so drunk.

Aeolus: (In a slow, dorky voice) Don't worry.. I won't hurt you....
Joshua: Silly woman, he was only concerned for your well being! Now come on, let him "take care of you" some more.

VP: Well, I must admit I went a bit far, but...
Hayame: I'm not drunk! I didn't drink at all.

Kyle: You lie. Stop lying, you liar!
Aeolus: Come on now, maybe she isn't...
Joshua: Oh, but she is! And I quote; "I didn't drink that much, but...". She's a lying liar!

(Close up of Hayame's face as a shocked look crosses it, then a flashback begins showing the VP holding a drink out to her.)

VP: Have one before you leave...

(Then it goes back to a shot of one of her eyes.)

Hayame: Did you drug me?

(A series of scenes begin as they talk, moving from the VP's evil smile to Hayame's face as they talk)

VP: Oh come on, you don't have any proof.
Hayame: How do you plan to make up for this?

Aeolus: (As VP) Well, I was thinking that maybe we could go to the opera.
Kyle (As Hayame) Ohhh, I love the opera!

Hayame: Of course, you're leaving the academy, right?
VP: Now, now. There's no need to get so upset.

(Pan up the VP's face)

Aeolus: Gah!
Kyle: I don't wanna see this...!
Joshua: Think sexy thoughts, think sexy thoughts...!

VP: Can't you leave it as something that happened in a drunken stupor?

Joshua: 'Cause a cool person would do that, and you wanna be cool right?

VP: If you want, I'll more than make it up to you.

Kyle: (As VP) With tickets to our schools next soccer game.

(A shot of Hayame's chest, one of her breasts stands firm and brought out of her shirt as the other is hidden by her arm.)

Hayame: Do you honestly think you can talk your way out of this? You don't deserve to be a teacher!

Kyle: Unless it's teaching a class on how to look like a slug, because then he'd be the best teacher out there.
Joshua: Or teaching a class on how to be an excellent Jabba the Hutt cosplayer.

(The VP's eyes narrow)

VP: I'll apologize, but are you gonna insist on making a big deal out of it?

Aeolus: What a stupid question. You're stupid.

Hayame: It's your own fault! If you're not gonna quit, I'll take this up with the Board of Education!
VP: Are you sure you want to do that? I'm very well connected to the Board of Education in this prefecture.

Joshua: Moral of the story: Don't try to use the system against your rapist because chances are he'll use the system to screw you harder than he ever did with his cock.

(The scene changes to the VP looming over Hayame, his dick hard and hanging loose, it's a much more fleshy color than the rest of his pale body, and much darker as well.)

Kyle: What, did he have a penis transplant or something?!
Aeolus: Sad that your penis is so tiny? Cursing nature for not blessing you with an impressive package? Well now you can do something about it! Just call the number on your screen and we'll send you a free information package on Penis Transplantation to learn if this procedure is right for you.

Hayame: Then I'll tell the police!

(Suddenly Hayame gets up and runs out fot eh room, leaving the VP on his knees, looking at the door from which she just escaped.)

VP: I guess the drug didn't work so well.

Joshua: Thanks for the newsflash, Captain Obvious of the H.M.S Duh!

VP: I have to do something fast.

Aeolus: (As VP) The ice cream sandwiches I stored in my arm pits as an after rape snack are beginning to melt.

(The scene fades out, then back in on a talk apartment building, then suddenly changes to a scene of Hayame in the shower. The camera pans up in a choppy fashion as she washes herself, looking angry.)

Joshua: She's sexy when she's mad.
Aeolus: She's sexy when she washes.
Kyle: She's sexy just existing.

Hayame: I won't forgive him. I won't...

(The camera then pans up to a close shot of her face as she looks forward, mouth agape as a flashback begins. Hayame, clad in a pink sweater is being fondled from behind by a man in a business shirt and tie, with glasses and short brown hair.)

Hayame: W... what are you doing!?
Fondler: We're engaged. Don't you think it's about time we...
Hayame: You promised you'd wait until we were married.

Aeolus: A rare Christian in Japan.
Joshua: (As a Japanese man) Burn her for the honor of our ancestors!

(Close up shot of one of Hayame's breast being fondled.)

Fondler: Stop being so uptight. You're not a virgin for God's sake!

(Scene change to the fondler kissing Hayame, then it goes black as a slapping sound is heard. Then it fades back in with her in a slapping position, the fondler falling slightly to the side.)

Kyle: Last time, on Dragonslapping Z!

Hayame: I didn't think you were like that, Matsunaga!

Aeolus: Oh yeah, it's now a sin to be horny.
Joshua: And how dare he even consider kissing his fiancee like that?! DISGUSTING!

Hayame: It's over. I'm breaking off the engagement. Please leave!

Aeolus: (As Hayame) I told you not to kiss me before marriage, but you did anyway! Get out of here and find some other whore who will go so far as kissing before marriage, you filthy man beast!
Joshua: She has a stick so far up her ass it's not even funny.
Kyle: I'm sure she wouldn't be acting this way if he didn't have a penis. Damn Feminists and their penis hate.

(Close up shot of Matsunaga's eye, then he grabs her hand. Suddenly her hands are bound behind her back and she's being pushed backwards, onto her back. She looks up at him with shock, cheeks pink.)

Hayame: What are you doing?
Matsunaga: I've never been slapped. Not even by my mother.

Kyle: (As Matsunaga) But damnit, I liked it!

(Matsunaga pulls up Hayame's pink sweater, showing that she's not wearing a bra at all.)

Joshua: She's so uptight about sex, but she doesn't wear a bra?
Kyle: Told you she's a Feminist.

(Matsunaga loos down at her, crazed as he comes closer to her.)

Hayame: Stop... please!

(Fade out, then back into the shower, Hayame hits the wall with her balled up hand. Then, it pans along her face.)

Hayame: I hate men...

Joshua: And yet there hasn't been any girl on girl action yet.
Aeolus: Soon enough, I'm sure.

(A doorbell rings, and the scene changes to a door with a shoulder in view. The door opens and Hayame peeks out, a chain "securing" the door.)

Kyle: Oh yes, that small chain will protect you from a criminal intent on coming into your home.

(The camera pans up the body of a boy in a school uniform with blond hair.)

Hayame: What's wrong, Katsutoshi?

Aeolus: (As Hayame) Other than the fact that you're a filthy man pig.

Katsu: Keiko ran away from home... she's at my house.
Hayame: Keiko... Miss Fujimura, from second year?

Joshua: (As Katsu) No, the homeless Keiko that works the streets as a hooker because she has no family. OF COURSE IT'S THAT KEIKO, YOU IDIOT!

(An image of a green haired, yellow eyed girl in a school uniform appears.)

Aeolus: What the Hell, yellow eyes?
Kyle: I see Data managed to become far more Human looking.

Katsu: I told her she can't stay with me because I live alone, and that wouldn't look good.

Joshua: Oh, so he's gay.
Aeolus: I guess so.
Kyle: Gay boys get all the chicks.

Katsu: But she won't listen to me. I thought maybe if you talked to her, she'd listen...
Kayame: I'm glad you told me. Hold on.

Aeolus: And so Mistress Yuri leaps into action, attempting to force the young woman into her all girl sex cult!

(An elevator opens and the two walk out, Hayame wearing the same clothes as before her shower.)

Hayame: Come to think of it, you two were a strange pair.
Katsu: "A pair", as in the best student and the worst student?

Joshua: (As Katsu) Hayame, you bitch!
Aeolus: Rape her!

Hayame: I didn't mean it like that... but you two are a cute couple...

(As they leave the building' Hayame's shirt changes color...)

Aeolus: Lazy animators...

(... and they walk to a car.)

Katsu: We're childhood friends.

Kyle: And we all know that when you're childhood friends, you end up...
Aeolus: ... making them bark like a dog while you pound them from behind, just like Kyle and Lena!
Kyle: Yes, exac- what?!
Aeolus: Ha! You admitted it!
Joshua: Oh god... you and mom do that?!
Kyle: ... Well, how else did you think you were conceived?
Joshua: GAH! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!

(In the car is a man at the wheel wearing a purple suit, and as Hayame gets in she notices him.)

Katsu: He's Gondo.

Aeolus: Gonzo?!
Kyle: Chicken lover!
Joshua: No, no, he's named after a gondole, because that's where his mother and father ha- GAH! I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT!

Katsu: He hasn't been to class, but he's a third year, too.

Joshua: Kinda big for a three year old.
Kyle: They grow up so fast.

(Gondo looks back at Hayame with a smirk, his hair is brown and short.)

Aeolus: Anybody want to bet that he's not Yakuza?
Joshua and Kyle: Nah.

(A long shot of an unsure looking Hayame, then a choppy pan of run down buildings.)

Aeolus: What is this, choppy pan number 30?

(A pair of bright headlights are seen, then they turn off, revealing the same car being parked. A shot of Hayame and the two men in the car, showing Gondo has a blue shirt on under his suit.)

Kyle: What is it with men and bad color? First Jabba in a pink suit, now this guy in a purple and blue thing... what's next, teal and green suits?
Aeolus: Teal? Nah... maybe sea foam green.

Hayame: W... wait, where are we? This isn't your house.
Gondo: Get out.

Joshua: (As Gondo) We're out of gas, so get out and push the car to Katsu's house!

Hayame: What's going on?
Gondo: I said get out!

Aeolus: (As Gondo) Your radish powered farts are smelling up the place.

Hayame: Katsutoshi!
Katsu: I would listen to what he says...
Hayame: Huh?

Kyle: (As Hayame) Could you repeat that? It takes atleast twice for me to get anything.

(Fade out, then back in, a quick choppy pan up Hayame's body as she sits on the floor, arms tied up above her head. She then looks toward the direction of the camera.)

Joshua: (As Hayame in a seductive tone) Hey there filthy man pigs, this turning you on?

Hayame: Do you think you can get away with this?
Gondo: I like professors with attitudes...

Kyle: Ah, so Gondo is really Zordon!
Aeolus: Go go Attractive-Women-In-Their-Mid-Twenties-Who-Have-Devoted-Their-Lives-To-Teaching-Because-They-Can't-Get-Husbands-Because-They-Have-Sticks-Up-Their-Asses Rangers! Doo doo doo doo doo, go go Attractive-Women-In-Their-Mid-Twent- (Tries to catch his breath)

(Gondo reaches out, grabs her shirt and suddenly rips it open, causing her to scream as her white bra is revealed. Then he pulls that off, causing her breasts to bounce.)

Aeolus, Kyle and Joshua: BOING! BOING! BOING!

Hayame: What are you doing?

(Pan down of Hayame being fondled by Gondo.)

Gondo: I should have gone to class, since I had a professor with such a hot body!

(Then it pans up to Hayame's face.)

Hayame: Stop it!

Kyle: Okay, now she's acting like a normal rape victim. For a moment I thought it was going to be another conversation like with Jabba.
Joshua: It could always turn out that way...

(Shot of Hayame's short skirt.)

Gondo: You say that, but you're feeling it. Let me see...

(Gondo's hand pushes her skirt up, then it sinks into her neon pink panties and rubs her slit, making a squishing noise.)

Aeolus: They made day glow panties?

(Shot of Hayame's shocked face.)

Hayame: Stop.

Aeolus and Joshua: HAMMER TIME!
Kyle: Wayyyyy too easy.

(A shot of Hayame being fingered by Gondo while Katsu is filming the whole thing.)

Gondo: Hey, you're completely wet.
Hayame: Help me... Katsutoshi.
Katsu: Gondo... this isn't what you said.

Kyle: (As Katsu) There's no ponies here at all!

Katsu: You said you were going to scare her.

(Shot of Gondo playing with one of her breasts.)

Gondo: Shut up! Keep taping!
Katsu: But...
Gondo: What, can't you hear me? I told you to keep taping!

Joshua: People in this show really need hearing aides.

(Shot of an angry Hayame.)

Hayame: I won't let you get away with this! How dare you do this to your teacher! You're only students!

Aeolus: Yeah, she should be the one doing this to them!

Gondo: What a loud professor. I'm gonna have to shut you up.

(Gondo forces his penis into her mouth, much to her displeasure. Then comes a slow, choppy pan up Hayame's body, breasts bouncing as he forces her to suck his dick.)

Gondo: You feel so good, Professor. Your lips feel so great!

(Shot of Gondo's upper torso jerking forward over and over.)

Kyle: Just what I wanted to see...
Joshua: Thank you, show. I was developing a nice chubby, too.

Gondo: Come on, you need to make more dirty noises.

Joshua: How do you make dirty noises?
Aeolus: Like this! (Makes a noise similar to dust collecting on a table.)
Kyle: ... I need to learn how to do that.

(Close up of Hayame's face as it moves back and forth, she makes all kinds of noises combined with squishing sounds and Gondo laughing. Then a reuse of the panning up of Hayame's body.)

Aeolus: Lazy animators...

Gondo: I can't hold it anymore!

(Shot of Hayame's eye going wide as he orgasms in her mouth. Then he pulls out... only to have his seed flow out of her mouth and onto her chest. She coughs and pants, almost gagging.)

Aeolus, Kyle and Joshua: EWWW!

(Suddenly, the shot changes and the VP is seen walking toward them, nude.)

Aeolus, Kyle and Joshua: GAH, JABBA!

VP: Hey, you're hogging all the fun.

Aeolus: (As VP) I know a thing or two about hogging, as I've done it to quite a few cheesecakes in my time.

Gondo: I can't help it. How am I supposed to hold myself back when she's got such a sexy body? (start at 9:45 of episode 1)


AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY. GOOD DAY!